I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
