Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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