did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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