plz talk dirty to me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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