bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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