Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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