My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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