some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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