Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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