i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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