playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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