real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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