That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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