Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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