He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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