Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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