but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Come on in and take your pants off
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