She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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