The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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