You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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