Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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