yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
