i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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