This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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