Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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