trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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