I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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