Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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