My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
what if I'm pregnant?
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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