glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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