I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm going to jail i love you
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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