i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
