he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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