Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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