plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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