Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
