When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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