actually, I'm a sock model
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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