You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize