I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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