Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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