five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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