I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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