i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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