i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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