BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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