love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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