susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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