I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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