Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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