i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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