I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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