It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Come on in and take your pants off
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