How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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