If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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