I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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