problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
